The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!