the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to die at will

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!