The power to use windows 10.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to shit brix

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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black people

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!