The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to never end your .

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!