the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!