The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Balls.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!