The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to die....

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!