The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!