The power to describe the taste of water.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!