the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to wink really fast.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!