The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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black people

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!