The Power of cheese

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to read

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!