The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!