The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!