the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Imortality.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!