The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!