- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The super power to control paper.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

the power to pee on command

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The ability to rape the willing.

Reverse Pooping

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

Pointless Super Powers