The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!