the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to be born.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!