The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to see through windows

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!