the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!