the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to die

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!