The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to be your self

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!