The power to lick your own back...

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!