to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to die at will

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Balls.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!