The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to never end your .

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power of creating poop.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!