The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to die and get away with it

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!