The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!