The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to breathe

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to see through water

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to eat edible things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!