to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!