The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to die at will

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!