the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!