The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to see through water

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to write about power.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!