The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!