The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Melting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!