The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!