the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!