The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to die at will

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!