The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to die and get away with it

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Balls.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!