The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power of creating poop.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the ability to darken darkness

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!