The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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power to breathe

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!