The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!