The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!