the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!