The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!