The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to read

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!