The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to wink really fast.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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KeemStar

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!