The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Poop

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!