the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!