The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to make toast into bread

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to be your self

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Melting

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!