The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!